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Anonymous: i can hear my parents having sex what do i do 

guy:

moan louder than them and scream a random boy’s name every two seconds. also make your bed creak for an added competitive effect

princess-peachie:

Which one are you?
Or reblog and ask your followers!

uta-no-pelvic-thrust:

I connect with this character on a truly spiritual level

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

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 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

(Source: tsav, via honeysticks)

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

(via who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog)

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

(Source: logiciskawaii, via who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog)

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via melloncolli3)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via melloncolli3)

pink feather by kyeori